Let the natural curiosity and habits of infants work in your favor. Little ones put everything in their mouths. These gel capsuls have a sweet scent they just can't resist. Once they get them in their mouths there is a chance that the special secret filler will expand in their wind pipe before they finish swallowing. Six assorted flavors for just $5.99.
We've created the perfect lunch box for your bologna sandwiches. Hot air not withstanding, this box will safeguard a wealth of oily delicacies. All ages $10.99
A collection for the new millenium. Collecting guide shows examples of typical markings for different drugs plus their street names and pharmecutical equivalents (if they exist). you also get double sided adhesive so you can securely affix your samples to your colletions board. Suitable for framing. Ages 8 and up. $14.99
Let the good times roll. Kids just gotta have fun! My First Condom comes with information about fit, timing, proper application, and disposal. In three of today's fashion colors. A must have for active tweens. $1.99 each.
Kit includes 1) Tear-away seat belt. Looks like a real seat belt until you have Mom or Dad 'accidentally' slam on the brakes. Passenger in for real surprise. 2) Sperm infused tampons. Live sperm embedded in tampon tips begin to swim after insertion. Agree with friends that they've immaculately conceived. 3) Condoms with microscopic holes. Great gift for Fundamentalist Christians to send overseas to 3rd world friends. Kit includes 20 gags altogether.
My First Diaphram - Don't be caught being boring. Our discs are fun and in fashion. We change our color range each season to be up with the latest trends. This is a brand new disposable version of an old favorite. Like all our other kits, comes with complete and accurate instuctions. We recommend co-ordinating this kit with My First Condom. $4.99 each
Be just like George W. You aren't really an adult until your 30's so what you do 'til then doesn't count. Use this portable flask for all you liquid needs. Keeps contents at desired temperature for up to 6 hours. Sixteen ounce capacity. $14.99